New term for people with jobs: emploids. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption βπ§ Related funny posts π€ Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive. I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say βI was reading aboutβ instead of βI saw on an episode of Love Islandβ I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website. I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.