After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑 Related funny posts 🤝 You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier? Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!” Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me. I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.