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Funny title quotes

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

3 months ago

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

3 months ago

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

3 months ago

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

3 months ago

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

3 months ago

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

3 months ago

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

3 months ago

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

3 months ago