If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️ Related funny posts 🤝 If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.