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"Say goodbye to boring obituaries! Introducing the latest trend: Clickbait titles for the afterlife. 'You won't believe what this person did in their final moments!' 🤣💀 #RestInClickbait #GoneViral"

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84 shares on Twitch this month:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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