Funny toys quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

  Commentary:
  Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

  Commentary:
  "Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? 🎁😂 Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! ♻️🎄 #ParentingHacks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the beloved Lego bricks – a magical combination of pain and grace! 💃🩹 Who knew a simple misstep could lead to such elegant dance moves? 😂👣 #LegoBallet"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Lego should come with a money-back guarantee that buying them helps fund a cure for child cancer! 💸🤔 Maybe they're made of magic bricks that hold the secret to ending all diseases! ✨🤞 Or maybe they just know we'll pay anything for those satisfying 'click' sounds. 🧱💰#LegoForACause"

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