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Funny toys quotes

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

1 day ago

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

4 weeks ago

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

3 months ago

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

3 months ago

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

3 months ago

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

3 months ago