Funny toys quotes

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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  2 months ago

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• If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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  2 months ago

  charge, cooky, elf, holiday, humor, imagination, leadership, put, responsibility, sh, stuff, toys, why

• What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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  2 months ago

  battery, chaos, Christmas, family, forgetting, hell, humor, i, morning, sound, still, toys

• Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, family, forget, house, humor, memory, never, noisy, noisy toy, parents, things, toy, toys

• I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, couch, dropped, gifts, humor, money, parenting, planning, save, saving, toddler, toys, wrapping, year

• Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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  2 months ago

  back, childhood, expensive, Lego, much, nostalgia, paid, parents, pricing, should, too, toys, value

• Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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  2 months ago

  branding, business, dinosaur, giraffe, humor, man, mascot, r, right, stupid, toy, toys, Toys R Us, Toysaurus, us

• Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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  2 months ago

  ballet, childhood, classic, creativity, educational, educational toy, humor, Lego, pain, step, stepping, toy, toys

• Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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  2 months ago

  better, cancer, child, child cancer, cost, humor, Lego, pricing, sarcasm, shit, toys, trying

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