Funny toys quotes

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025