I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!" Related funny posts 🤝 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.