Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱 Related funny posts 🤝 If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks. I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership. I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me. Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man. Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.