Commentary:
"Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! 🤷♂️💫 Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! 😉🎉"
Funny ways quotes
I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.
We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"
I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"
God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”
Commentary:
"Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"