Funny ways quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

  Commentary:
  When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! 🤷‍♂️💫 Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! 😉🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"

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