You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.