Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Here's my wallet crying… must be married! πΈππ Related funny posts π€ Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like? Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam? You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else. Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.