Funny weirdness quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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