They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping" Related funny posts 🤝 Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status. I need money, not feelings. Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted. Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”