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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.