Funny Quote About UFO Crashes Only Found in Secret Government Spots

Commentary:
"Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.
Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.
Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.