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82 Funny writing quotes

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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