63 Funny writing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

  Commentary:
  "Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

  Commentary:
  Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the ultimate test of someone's gangster status was their choice of pen? 💪🖊️ Bet even the toughest ones out there would trade their brass knuckles for a smooth-writing pen any day! 😂 #GangsterWrite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity 🤦‍♂️. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of decoding your own secret messages courtesy of your own chicken scratch! 🐔📝 It's like a personal puzzle game where the only prize is the satisfaction of finally figuring out what you meant to jot down. 😄 Who needs cryptic codes when you've got your own messy handwriting to keep you entertained? 🤔🔍 #PenmanshipPuzzles #MysteryNotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

  Commentary:
  Well, your dad's handwriting sounds like a secret code only decipherable by pharmacists with exceptional skills! 🤓💊 It's like each letter is on a mission to confuse, but hey, at least it adds some mystery to reading a shopping list! 📝😄

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