Commentary:
Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
105 Funny writing quotes
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
Commentary:
Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
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Sounds like AI's got its chores confused… Can we get a software update for doing laundry next? 🧺🤖🎨📚
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
Commentary:
Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
Commentary:
Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
Commentary:
Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.
Commentary:
Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! 📋😂✍️
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
Commentary:
When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚
Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?
Commentary:
Why stop the rollercoaster just when it gets fun? 🎢✍️