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105 Funny writing quotes

Funny writing quotes are the perfect โ˜•๏ธ for any writer’s soul, adding a dash of humor to the sometimes daunting blank page ๐Ÿ“. They remind us that even the greatest authors had their mishaps and laughable moments ๐Ÿ˜‚. Whether you’re battling writer’s block or just need a giggle, these quips turn frowns into creative sparks ๐ŸŒŸ. Dive into the witty world where every typo has a punchline and every draft is a delightful comedy in disguise! ๐ŸŽ‰

Ending my thesis paper with โ€œbut who cares what I think?โ€

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing โ€˜kโ€™ instead of โ€˜okโ€™?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Everyoneโ€™s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Iโ€™m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My dadโ€™s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Iโ€™m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Never skip the footnotes โ€“ itโ€™s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You donโ€™t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I love diss tracks because itโ€™s basically two dudes going, โ€œgrr, we hate each other so much weโ€™re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!โ€

Posted onMay 21, 2026

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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