Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? Commentary:"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter. Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter. Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet? Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.