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105 Funny writing quotes

Funny writing quotes are the perfect ☕️ for any writer’s soul, adding a dash of humor to the sometimes daunting blank page 📝. They remind us that even the greatest authors had their mishaps and laughable moments 😂. Whether you’re battling writer’s block or just need a giggle, these quips turn frowns into creative sparks 🌟. Dive into the witty world where every typo has a punchline and every draft is a delightful comedy in disguise! 🎉

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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