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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

2 months ago

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

2 weeks ago

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

2 months ago

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

2 months ago

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

2 months ago

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67 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

25 is the new 0 years old.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

59 shares on Slack this month:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

92 shares on Discord this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Trending via Messenger:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Spotted on WeChat:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Going viral on Threads:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Going viral on Instagram:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Going bananas on Twitch:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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