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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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"Can you imagine the peace and quiet? Just a flick of a switch and boom – instant silence in a noisy world 🤫 Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you've got hearing aids on standby! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aid, hearing, hearing aid, joke, off, tired, turn, turn off on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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