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When I wear headphones, I start hearing my Grammy accepting speech! 🎧👀🎤
35 Funny hearing quotes
Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.
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Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊
After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.
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If my bookshelves could talk, they'd say I'm shelf-centered and proud! 📚🤣🔇
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.
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Clearly, it's some kind of reverse psychology Jedi mind trick. 🧙♂️🔮😂
There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.
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When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂
I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.
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Clearly, you've met the most interesting person in your chat room mirror! 😂🪞💬
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.
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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻
Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.
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Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢