Welcome to adulthood. Everyoneโ€™s tired here.

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

I saw a spider crawl under my kidโ€™s bed and was too tired to go after it, but thatโ€™s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Petition to lower the retirement age. Iโ€™m tired now.

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

โ€œYou look tired!โ€ Bro, I want to stop existing.

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? Iโ€™m too tired.

Iโ€™m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iโ€™m tired but faster.

I am thick and tired.

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iโ€™m tired of all the gaslighting.

If youโ€™re tired of โ€œfoodโ€ and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend โ€œcuisineโ€?

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Of course I look tired, itโ€™s hard pretending to be awake.

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Itโ€™s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Stop asking me if Iโ€™m tired. Canโ€™t I just be ugly?