I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.