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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "nervous wreck"! Looks like someone doesn't just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged consciousnes, existential, humor, nervous, nervous system, self-identity, system, wit on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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