I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Commentary:
Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “nervous wreck”! Looks like someone doesn’t just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact!

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