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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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