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Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
28 Funny system quotes
I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.
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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! 😂🏠💰
Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.
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When your WiFi is reliable but your brain isn't 😂🤖🔧
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”
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When your stomach decides to be the lead singer in the "Hunger Symphony"! 🎤📞🍽️
Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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Why do battles always happen at bedtime? 🛌💥🧠🤯
Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.
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Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
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Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.
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Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "nervous wreck"! Looks like someone doesn't just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact!
I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
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"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."