Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
- Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
- When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
