To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTo whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now. My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.