My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.
