My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Posted onMay 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! ๐๐๐ฆท๐ #Sun-KissedSmile Related funny posts ๐ค I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes donโt hurt. This isnโt what I wanted. Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you. Whitening my teeth by getting a tan. The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. Thatโs insane. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. Theyโll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.