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Funny quote about a husband avoiding glasses after confusing fake tan for toothpaste.

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿฆท๐ŸŒž #Sun-KissedSmile

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, fake, fake tan, funny moment, glasses, humor, husband, marriage, moment, tan, teeth on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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