My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Commentary:Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! ๐๐๐ฆท๐ #Sun-KissedSmile Related Funny Posts ๐ค Whitening my teeth by getting a tan. I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop. Every Reddit relationship post is like โMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?โ Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. You can fake a smile, but you canโt fake jazz hands.
