I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Commentary:
“Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin’ in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard”

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  • I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

    Commentary:
    “Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude”

  • My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

    Commentary:
    “Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking 💤😂 #SleepySuperpowers”

  • β€œYour call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of ‘Your call is important to us’ – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️”

  • It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let’s face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals”

  • When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

    Commentary:
    “Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet”

  • I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your resolution has some flexibility built in 😉🎉 Sometimes it’s best to keep the timeline open-ended, right? Time is just a social construct anyway! Maybe you’re just ahead of your time in planning for future fitness goals! 💪🍕 #ResolutionSomeday 💫