I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit? At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip. My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.