I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! πΈπ #WorkSmartNotHard" Related funny posts π€ Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job. My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early. I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.