My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

My tombstone will read "Hey there, I'm using WhatsApp!".

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📱💬 “RIP to the trendiest tombstone in town – always keeping up with the latest technology even in the afterlife! You can now WhatsApp the spirits in style! 👻💬”

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