Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
  • Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.
  • When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
  • At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.
  • Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.