Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
📱💬 “RIP to the trendiest tombstone in town – always keeping up with the latest technology even in the afterlife! You can now WhatsApp the spirits in style! 👻💬”

death, internet, social media, tombstone, WhatsApp

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

0

2 months ago

humor, i, lesson, life, me, money, need, thing
Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

0

2 months ago

brother, died, excuse, fish, friend, friends, grandpa, grandson, humor, i, mother, sister, sorry, today, tragedy, uncle
Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

0

2 months ago

again, car, humor, i, imagination, imagine, insect, miles, moving, oh, perspective, road, road trip, thinking, travel, trip, whenever
I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

0

2 months ago

appreciation, behavior, funny behavior, humor, i, loud, love, me, response, sarcasm, saying, someone, thanks, welcome
The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

0

2 months ago

bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility
You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

0

2 months ago

boys, ceiling, chaos, family, family life, father, humor, know, life, parenting, print, shoe, shoe print, teen

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on X this month:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

72 shares on X this month:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

42 shares on Slack this month:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

40 shares on Slack this month:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Going viral on WeChat:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Broadcasted on X:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Going viral on Twitch:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Seen just now on Discord:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Trending via Pinterest:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨