It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.