212 funny internet quotes - Wordgag

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

May 30, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

May 30, 2026

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

May 30, 2026

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

May 30, 2026

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

May 30, 2026

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

May 30, 2026

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

May 30, 2026

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

May 30, 2026

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

May 30, 2026

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

May 30, 2026

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

May 30, 2026

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

May 30, 2026

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

May 30, 2026

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

May 30, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

May 30, 2026

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

May 30, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

May 29, 2026

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

May 29, 2026

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

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Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

May 29, 2026

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

May 29, 2026

British people be like “YouChube.”

May 29, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

May 29, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

May 29, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

May 29, 2026

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

May 29, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

May 29, 2026

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

May 29, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

May 29, 2026

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

May 29, 2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

May 29, 2026

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

May 29, 2026

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

May 29, 2026

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

May 29, 2026

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

May 29, 2026

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

May 29, 2026

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

May 29, 2026

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

May 29, 2026

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

May 29, 2026

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

May 29, 2026