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69 Funny internet quotes

Funny internet quotes showcase the humor that thrives online, from memes to witty one-liners! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜† Whether itโ€™s poking fun at digital trends or the quirks of online interactions, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our virtual world. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the internetโ€™s finest! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป

  • Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

    Commentary:
    “Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals”

  • Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the good ol’ days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should’ve listened to! 🚫🌐

  • Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

    Commentary:
    “Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪”

  • It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.
  • I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill”

  • A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, welcome to the edgier side of the internet – where memes wear black and cookies are sprinkled with a hint of existential crisis. 🕶️💻 Embrace the shadows of “The Darker Web,” where the ones and zeros are as mysterious as your browsing history. Who needs sunshine when you have encrypted darkness? 🌑🕸️ #KeepingItCryptic

  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

    Commentary:
    “Dear sleep, you’re a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄‍♂️😴”

  • Parents be like โ€œdonโ€™t believe everything you see on the internetโ€ then believe everything they see on Facebook.

    Commentary:
    “Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a ‘Free Cruise to the Bahamas’ ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!”

  • Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can’t keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!”

  • In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

    Commentary:
    Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it’s a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let’s save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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