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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
212 Funny internet quotes
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.
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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂
Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.
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Achievement unlocked: Internet peacekeeper! 🕊️💻😂
Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.
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Spreading kindness online—because "Get off my lawn!" doesn't work over Wi-Fi! 😄🌐
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
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Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.
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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!