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Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
216 Funny internet quotes
I like when you click a link and it turns purple, it’s like you’re bruising it.
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Looks like I've been leaving a trail of bruised links on the internet! 💜🔗🤣
The mid-30s transition from active social media user to silent lurker is so real.
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When "liking" posts transitions into silently judging them 😄🔍📱
I’m chronically online, but in a way that is beneficial both to humanity and myself.
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Saving the world one meme at a time 😂🌍💻
Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.
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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.
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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂
Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.
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Achievement unlocked: Internet peacekeeper! 🕊️💻😂