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260 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! πŸ“±πŸ˜‚ From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! πŸ˜„πŸ’¬

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  • At what age do I delete Snapchat?

    Commentary:
    “When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you’re not a boomer! 😆📱🧓”

  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈”

  • It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro”

  • This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro”

  • The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

    Commentary:
    “When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️”

  • Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew ‘brunch’ was short for ‘beware of surprise texts’? 🥂📱🤣”

  • You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

    Commentary:
    “When you both slide into his DMs but you’re the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen”

  • I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

    Commentary:
    “Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️”

  • Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

    Commentary:
    “Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you’re memorable! 😄🚫😂”

  • I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

    Commentary:
    “Just trying to see if I’m a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂”

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