One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

First responders? You mean reply guys?