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"Ah, the infamous spider sanctum! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they had their own exclusive club in there? 😄 Looks like the arachnids have staked their claim! Don't want to disturb the eight-legged landlords, do we now? 🚫🕷️ #SpiderRoomDrama"

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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