Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.
  • If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.
  • The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
  • The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.