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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Trending via Pinterest:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Just landed via Telegram:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Spotted on YouTube:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Reported on X:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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93 Funny room quotes

Funny room quotes capture the chaos, mess, and strange moments that happen within the four walls of our personal space! 😂🛋️ Whether it’s that one room full of junk, trying to keep things organized (and failing), or just embracing the cozy clutter, these quotes remind us that a room isn’t just for living — it’s also for endless laughs. Because sometimes, the messier the room, the funnier the situation! 😆🧸🧹

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1 day ago
Share →: Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Commentary:
Finding an Airfryer in your kid's room is just part of their "creative decluttering strategy" 😂🔍🍟
6 days ago
Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Commentary:
When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪
1 week ago
Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Commentary:
Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
1 week ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Commentary:
All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
1 week ago
Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅
1 week ago
Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Commentary:
Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃‍♂️🛒😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Commentary:
"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Trending via X:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Just shared via Discord:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Spotted on Threads:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Going viral on Facebook:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Making waves on Slack:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Just shared via Facebook:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Just landed via Discord:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Reported on X:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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