Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before. I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard. You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting! Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
