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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potat…

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potat…

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"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beach, embarrassment, front, funny moment, humor, lifeguard, moment, moving, potato, shoutout, Speedo, swimwear on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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