Commentary:
"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 
Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"
Related Funny Quotes 
- These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.
- I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.
- Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
- My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
- The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
