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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Funny embarrassment quotes 😳🤣 are here to turn those red-faced moments into belly laughs! We’ve all had those times when we tripped in public or called someone the wrong name 😅. Instead of cringing, let’s embrace the hilarity of these awkward situations. Dive into a collection that reminds you to laugh at life’s little mishaps and find humor in the unexpected twists and turns 🚶‍♂️💥😂.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Seen just now on Threads:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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