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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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