Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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“Who needs summer abs when you can have a perfectly balanced beach chair instead? 🏖️💪 Just remember, it’s all about finding the right angle for that optimal lounging experience! 😅🪑 #BeachChairGoals”

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