Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
  • Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.
  • When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
  • Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
  • Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.
  • I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.