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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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"Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, danger, die, drive, every, humor, let, me, relationship, road, road trip, scream, time, trip on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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