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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
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Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.
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Big cheers to the unsung heroes of opinions! I get all the scoop minus the typing. 📣📝✨
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
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Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
I love when people find out I meant every word I said.
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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.
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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂