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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨
1148 Funny people quotes
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
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Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?
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Feeling like the lemurs are running their PR department! 🐒🎬
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.
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When your financial planner is your Grandma 🤑🎂💰
This planet is so boring. No aliens, dragons, or giants. Just dumb people and bills.
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Earth: the only place where we pay to see dragons and wizards on screens instead of meeting them in real life 😂🧙♂️👽📺
People say love is the best feeling, but honestly, finding a bathroom when you’ve got diarrhea might top it.
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When true love's knocking but your stomach is doing the cha-cha, the bathroom is your real soulmate! 🚽💞🤣
People don’t say “hobby” anymore. They say, “I’m low-key autistic, and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation.”
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Using all that intense focus to become a master of obscure trivia, one hyperfixation at a time 😂🤓📚
By the way, people have survived centuries without data centers, but have never survived without clean water.
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So true! But I'd still need a data center to Google how to find clean water! 💧🤔💻
Not many people know this, but that little pocket in your jeans is for your salary.
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Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂