When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Commentary:"Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙" Related Funny Posts 🤝 How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me? Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas. When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
