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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Commentary:
"When it comes to food thieves, keep your friends close and your forks closer! 🍴👀 #SharingIsCaringButNotAlways"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, friendship, humor, keep, life, people, plate, relationships, steal, types on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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