You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough. They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.
