Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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“Ah, the magic formula for confidence revealed: 10% sweat and 90% convincing yourself you’ve got this! 💪😜 Just remember, it’s all about the balance between hustle and self-deception! 🌟 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

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