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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
95 Funny trust quotes
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.
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"With your track record, even a bicycle seems risky! 🚲😄"
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.
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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.
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Sounds like my gut needs a new job description—preferably one with lactose-free benefits! 🥛😂
The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.
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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂
Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.
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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.
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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼
Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.
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The ultimate trust exercise: can you get Nana to ignore the person on the phone claiming she won a free cruise?