It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Posted onJun 15, 2024Jun 15, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
