Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Blame it on the dad and run 🏃♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.