How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?" Related funny posts 🤝 I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.