How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. Good morning. I’m ready for attention now. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
