I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' ๐๐ #GeneticsGotJokes" Related funny posts ๐ค I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way. Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. Howโd they get a picture of my mother? Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”