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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.