I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? Posted onJun 16, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. 20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!